谁英语好的进来，翻译一下

"Hello, today this I for everybody lecture. I want to tell a small joke, the topic am ' a parsimonious man ' "

"Hoped you can like"

"Good morning,everyone.Today it's my turn to give you a lecture.I would like to tell you a small joke, 'A Miserly Man' "
" I hope you can like it"

Hello everyone,today I want to give a speech for you.I want to speech a small joke and the name is "A chinchy man".

I wish you will like it.

Ladies and gentlemen,welcome!Today it's my turn to give you a speech.So I would like to tell you a small joke, 'A Miserly Man' "
" I wish you would enjoy it"

"Good morning,ladies and gentlmen.Today it's my turn to give you a presentation.I would like to tell you a small joke, 'A Mean Guy' "
" hope you like it"